DONALD TRUMP
Résumé
— I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.
EXPERIENCE
2017
Became 45th president of the United States
2016
Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!
2015
Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run
2009
Changed my mind and became Republican again
2005
Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and other
bureaucracy, but
program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. 98%
students gave
positive reviews while studying, however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump
University
after the course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...
2002
Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue.
I sure do like
my surname!
2001
Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party
1999
Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also switched
to the Reform
Party that year
1997
Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the other
investors
sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in the history of New
York City
1996
Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story skyscraper on Wall
Street. After
an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed the Trump Building
1994
Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a 44-story luxury property
known as Trump
International Hotel and Tower
1989 ― 1992
Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell it, now it is
American Airlines
Shuttle, btw
1989, 1990
Learned about Tour de France and decided to hold my very own Tour de Trump. Is America not great enough
for that
cycling competition?
1988
Acquired the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan for $407 million, invested $50 million to restore the building and
boosted it
from three-star to four-star hotel (I called it "the Mona Lisa" and sold it for a lot of cash in 1995)
1987
Registered as a Republican
1985
I bought the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach and turned it into a private club.You can join if you pay
$200K
initiation fee (and there is another annual fee for members, it is very expensive to be rich). That year
I also opened
a casino called Trump Castle. My wife Ivana became a manager, because she is another Trump!
1983
I purchased New Jersey Generals, an American football team. I changed team's play schedule and filed an
antitrust
lawsuit against United States Football League, so NJG are not doing so good now, but back then they were
great!
1980
Started developing the Trump Tower skyscraper in Manhattan, I payed a crew of undocumented Polish
workers to demolish
the historic Bonwit Teller store, including art deco features. All this to make architectural critic
Paul Goldberger
say in 1983 that the tower's atrium is "the most pleasant interior public space to be completed in New
York in some
years". At the same time I also started a repair job on the Wollman Rink in Central Park and completed
the work in
three months for $1.95 million, which was $775,000 less than the initial budget!
1978
Purchased a 50 percent stake in the derelict Commodore Hotel and turned it into the Grand Hyatt Hotel in
2 years of
remodeling
1971
Was promoted to president of the company and renamed it The Trump Organization
1968
Began my career at my father's real estate development company, Elizabeth Trump & Son
PERSONAL LIFE
2006
Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron
2005
Married her
1998
Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss
1999
Divorced Marla ¯_(ツ)_/¯
1993
Married Marla and had a daughter, we named her Tiffany, because I like Tiffany & Company jewellery
as well
1992
Started affair with Marla Maples, so I had to divorce. God knows I love nice women, I love them all!
1984
Birth of Eric Trump
1982
Birth of Ivanka Trump
1977
My first son is born. I called him Donald, of course!
1977
Married Czech model Ivana Zelníčková
Skills
NEGOTIATING COUNTING REMODELING WRITING ACING SINGING REPORTING INCORPORATING SELLING ADVERTISING HOSTING COMPETING TWITTING PARENTING GAMBLING DATING SUING ORGANIZING FUNDING DEBATING ADVISING PRESBYTERIANING
Character
ADJUSTED CALM AMBITIOUS COMPETITIVE SOCIABLE DIRECT HOSTILE CARELESS IGNORANT INQUISITIVE BOLD CONFIDENT MISCHIEVOUS CHARMING INTERESTING DARING COLORFUL LAZY SELF-PROMOTING
LANGUAGES
Likes
BILLIONS FILET-O-FISH BIG MAC CHINA QUARTER POUNDER DIET COKE TARIFFS BIBLE ARTOF DEAL PATRIOTS BEAUTIFUL MODELS GOLD REAL ESTATE WAR PROTESTERS CONSTRUCTION RUSSIANS BANKS SPORTS WOMEN MEXICO RED HAT KOREANS GOLF EVERYBODY [1] [2]
Dislikes
DOGS MEDIA CNN GERMANS MEXICANS IMMIGRANTS SHITHOLE COUNTRIES UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN BLACKS SUSHI HOT-DOGS ALCOHOL FRUIT CHRISTMAS PARTIES LIBERALS
Wants
BE HEALTHY GROW A TREE BUILD TRUMP AIRPORT HAVE A TASTE DO A HARLEM SHAKE IN CONGRESS TO GOLF MORE OFTEN WIN ALL THE COURT SUITS
Education
2011
Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my
academic records so
they could not be seen by anyone, never!
1966
Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in May 1968 with a
B.S. in economics
1964
Started studying in Fordham University
1959
Enrolled in the New York Military Academy, a private boarding school, after my parents discovered I
made frequent
trips into Manhattan without their permission
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